Gift Lists for Granny and Paw Paw

Granny says she would like cash to keep the County Tax Collector from kicking them out of their house. I had suggested that we send them an electronic yodeling pickle, but Granny does not think they would be amused.

Paw Paw's List:

Gloves

warm hat ( smallest you can find )

DVD to CD recorder (VHS to DVD recorder?)

Slipover sweater ( his were in the hall closet at the Lake House and of course were lost )

Rain cap

golf muffins (no results on Amazon or Wikipedia) (according to Paw Paw these are worn on the hands to keep the warm)

I think this list may require some clarifications, but this is the list I received.