Alternative Gifts

Due to the overwhelming response to my last post, I have some bad news: The demand for singing Santa Flamingos far exceeds the supply! Now I truly want everyone to receive that special gift that really expresses the true meaning of Christmas. So I have been scouring the world for just the right gift for everyone on my list.
Post your lists or suffer the consequences!

Attention All Family Members That Want Christmas Presents

If you would like to receive a gift that is even remotely close to something you would desire, please post your list here or send it to someone that can. Maybe you really don't care if you get a singing flamingo in a Santa suit. Maybe that's what you really want, but if I don't see some lists very soon, then someone better be picking out a prominent spot for a lovely Christmas decoration. Availability is limited, so I'll have to order some soon.