Snow Day!

Well this is what we get for causing global warming. Check out all the photos on the new slideshow. Send me your pictures and I will add them to the collection. By the way the last on-line order is going in today, so get those lists in fast.

Last Chance Gift

Ok I have saved the best for last. This is the gift that could lead to a wonderful career. You know what they say, teach someone to pay rent and they will have a place to stay, but teach them to collect rent and they can pay higher taxes. Another great feature of this game is the add on package of mini flamingos that are used as points in the game.

Redneck Christmas Gifts

Yes they even make gifts for the rednecks on your list. The object of the game is to have the most teeth at the end. You are allowed to purchase more during the game and I think they let everyone start with the same amount. This gift should be very entertaining, but I am afraid that some family members may have to be given a handicap to make it fair.

More Gifts

Perhaps I have not been clear about the Christmas gifts, so let me attempt to clarify:

1. Assume that I or someone I am responsible for has drawn your name.

2. I will not be giving money or gift cards even if that is all that you ask for.

3. I will be finishing my shopping this week and I will not be cruising the mall or hanging at Walmart.

4. If I don't get a wish list, the gifts you see here will be yours.

Happy Holidays

P.S. The items are in the basket and all I need to do is hit the fast check out button.

More Choices for Your Christmas Cheer

Yes folks its true that you too could have a chicken chucker of your very own! I just can't wait to see your excited faces on Christmas as you discover the excitement chucking a chicken up to 15 feet!

Alternative Gifts

Due to the overwhelming response to my last post, I have some bad news: The demand for singing Santa Flamingos far exceeds the supply! Now I truly want everyone to receive that special gift that really expresses the true meaning of Christmas. So I have been scouring the world for just the right gift for everyone on my list.
Post your lists or suffer the consequences!

Attention All Family Members That Want Christmas Presents

If you would like to receive a gift that is even remotely close to something you would desire, please post your list here or send it to someone that can. Maybe you really don't care if you get a singing flamingo in a Santa suit. Maybe that's what you really want, but if I don't see some lists very soon, then someone better be picking out a prominent spot for a lovely Christmas decoration. Availability is limited, so I'll have to order some soon.