In case you were wondering what to get Miles the Elder, I have received the following suggestions:
ZTech Ball Retriever # 298955--- $ 24.99
ZTechShag Bag w/ aluminum Tube # 292742 -- $ 19.99
From smithsoniancatalogue.org -- Autographed Baseball Tie --# 20124 -- $ 35.00
A watch jewelry box.
Some kind of bar-b-que grill
for some unkonwn reason he keeps looking at and wanting an old fashioned popcorn machine, either on wheels or not, I have no idea where he might put such a thing.
Please do NOT buy him any kind of clothes or shoes.